I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”
Get in, loser, we’re going mopping
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
NO not cool!
DEAR GOD WHY
Oh… My…. God. Why the fuck would you do this?!
Must fight tears…. Must….. Fight…… Tear…..!
- Parents: be yourself
- Me: -is self-
- Parents: wait no